Reliable internet is like having a steady girlfriend. Knowing that she’s always going to be there takes all the fun out of trying to find a strong enough signal to check your email.
–The Neapolitan Mastiff
Twitter
- I turned around and was face-to-face with a nearly 90-year-old woman wearing a fruit basket on her head and chiquit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 7 months ago
- Join @ramy & the Middle-Eastern Writers Committee. RSVP! LINK: surveymonkey.com/r/MEWC-Ramy! #HireMe @tweetrajouhari… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 9 months ago
- RT @yodaveholstein: I couldn’t be prouder of the work we did on @shokidding. I got to wake up every day and get paid to be as ambitious an… 1 year ago
- RT @ZeeKhanLV: Wear gloves to the store, they said. #SocialDistance #Covid #PPE https://t.co/XOs4H5g9ka 1 year ago
- RT @yodaveholstein: BREAKING: FREE SHOWTIME!!!!! https://t.co/gjatDaB8wL 1 year ago
Filed Under
Things I write about
- hollywood
- los angeles
- the neapolitan mastiff
- Pertinent Information For Leading A Gratifying Existence
- Silver Lake
- neapolitan mastiff
- Uncategorized
- On Assignment
- General Concerns for the Betterment of Society
- LA
- Letters To The Neapolitan Mastiff
- dtla
- unemployment
- America
- Echo Park
- coffee
- halloween
- Jamie Lynne Grumet
- inglewood
- gentrification
- Cause For Alarm!
- santa monica
- fyf fest
- ryan gosling
- drugs
- lil wayne
- farmers market
- whiskey
- AA
- gay
- louvre
- France
- France
- san francisco
- meg whitman
- skid row
- skid row
- partying
- strippers
- afterhours
- aliaa el mahdi blog
- Jameson
- california
- are you mom enough
- beer
- TV
- hockey
- LAPD
- Chief Keef
- cha cha lounge
- women’s rights
- civil rights
- NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH (A Voyeur’s Passive-Aggressive Stance On Crime)
- arm wrestling
- Lindsay Lohan
- Sandra Bullock
- spay
- neuter
- sunscreen
- narcisism
- Africa
- June
- newport
- christmas
- Mad Men
- drake
- horses
- netflix
- L.A.
- enter the void
- gaspar noe
- paz de la huerta
- las vegas
- cocaine
- cocaine
- jamon crudo
- scientology
- vodka
- robert smith
- crystal castles
- Hugo de Naranja
- alcohol
- internet
- safety
- james franco
- hookers
- paris
- Spain
- johnny depp
- Eagle Rock
- Joshua Ferris
- egypt
- malcolm lowry
- a man and his mustache
- oprah
- Libya
- Libya
- under the volcano
- classixx
- west hollywood
- South Central
- venice beach
- John Edwards
- GOP
- thai town
- brooklyn
- beirut
- South LA
- Dylan Tanous
- love
- money
- bullfighting
- lax
- OWS
- booze
- tecate
- Copa Mundial
- small game
- to go
- plum sauce
- albuterol
- asthma
- new brakes
- magic johnson
- mexico
- immigration
- Emmys
- Kanye West
- haircuts
- Bon Iver
- Jon Hamm
- hipsters
- Katy Perry
- cowboy boots
- Mark Twain being full of shit
- menopause
- wavves
- tattoos
- Pershing Square
- eavesdropping
- eavesdropping
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Arizona
- Lady Gag
- lululemon
- literacy rates in Oakland
- Andre Nickatina
- Yay Area
- Bay Area
- artie lang
- macarthur fellow
- david simon
- pumpkins
- carving pumpkins
- costume party
- cerdo
- craving pumpkins
- wine
- resolutions
- dypsomania
- 4loko
- mental health
- paper or plastic
- deadline hollywood
- huffington post
- exchanging pleasantries
- time magazine
- paper magazine
- prescription medication
- balsamic vinegar
- seattle times
- oil backed
- san francisco giants
- garlic fries
- world series
- lady gaga
- pumpin carving
- QWERTY
- Hugo
- Budapest
- moral well-being
- Santa Claus
- chardonnay
- drunk
Exchanging Pleasantries · A place to swear off tequila.
