Dear (The) Neapolitan Mastiff,
Ima be, Ima be, Ima be, honest. I’ve been in the club lately and I’ve been getting a pretty good amount of swerve on. I’m afraid of getting too much swerve because of what the results may be. I was also wondering, what’s the worst kind of crunk/drunk?
The worst kind of drunk one can achieve is Abu Ghraib drunk. You will wake up in an undisclosed location filled with sadists and a hangover so atrocious you will, without a doubt, swear off drinking… and we wouldn’t want that.
The Neapolitan Mastiff
Nazi Germany drunk should also be avoided.
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