“Nothing says summer like a tri-tip sandwich and a Coors Light.” Parking Lot At Zuma Beach, Malibu, CA
“I find I prefer shitting at higher elevations, like Colorado.” Home Depot, Glendale, CA
“Evicted him. He was so busy being otherworldly he forgot to pay rent.” Intelligentsia, Silver Lake, CA
“Asian guys sort of get last pick when it comes to women.” LA Fitness, Beverly Hills, CA
Exchanging Pleasantries 