Eavesdrop It Like It’s Hot

“It’s never too late for a sex change.” La Cita, Downtown LA

“The best judge of a man’s virility is his nose. A nice, broken monstrosity of a nose equals the virility of a stallion. Adrian Brody being the exception.” Margeaux’s Hair Salon, Los Feliz

“I see my career taking a similar trajectory to Jon Hamm’s. I probably won’t do anything until I’m 37.” Hollywood Bowl (Catering Tent), Hollywood

“Drug-abuse? That’s not an excuse for missing breakfast. We had an appointment!” Art’s Deli, Studio City

“I’m just seriously over this recession. Like, can’t we just get over it?!?” Osbrink Agency Open Casting, Universal City

-The Neapolitan Mastiff

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