Pagar cover y no poder chupar es tan de hueva como ir a misa y no rezar.
–The Neapolitan Mastiff (courtesy of @Coast2C)
@dylantanous
- Went on twitter to reconfirm the pending apocalypse. Instead found out that I have a job again. twitter.com/indiewire/stat… 1 week ago
- Turns out if you want me to flee a room all you have to do is belt out, "what's love got to do w it" within 50 ft of me 2 weeks ago
- The single most powerful external factor in my life rn is parking meters 3 weeks ago
- Lot of takeaways from #TheDefiantOnes but the biggest of all -- Jimmy Iovine has no idea how to wear a hat 1 month ago
- Looks like Scaramucci ended up having about the same shelf as the Entourage movie he so loved 1 month ago
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