Dating in L.A. is a journey often compared to Icarus’ flight–it’s not for the faint of heart.  To make things easier, I’ve come up with a couple polysexual icebreakers, verbal WD-40 if you will…

Did I see you on

I’m casting a movie right now and I think you’d be perfect for the role of Topless Cocktail Waitress #2.

Do you know how to pronounce Kim Jong Il?

I was James Franco’s best friend growing up. What do you do?

The Neapolitan Mastiff

FULL DISCLOSURE: Some or all of these icebreakers, are in fact words that Hugo De Naranja uttered between November 14-18, 2010

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