Dating in L.A. is a journey often compared to Icarus’ flight–it’s not for the faint of heart. To make things easier, I’ve come up with a couple polysexual icebreakers, verbal WD-40 if you will…
Did I see you on suicidegirls.com?
I’m casting a movie right now and I think you’d be perfect for the role of Topless Cocktail Waitress #2.
Do you know how to pronounce Kim Jong Il?
I was James Franco’s best friend growing up. What do you do?
–The Neapolitan Mastiff
FULL DISCLOSURE: Some or all of these icebreakers, are in fact words that Hugo De Naranja uttered between November 14-18, 2010
