Recent events have spawned recent and not so recent statements w/r/t earthquakes and tsunamis.
“What tsunami?” Jetty Eddie, Malibu
“To put it more simply, what would you do for a case of chronic, controlled, all-possessing and inescapable delirium tremens?” Geoffrey Firmin, Under the Volcano
“Tragedy abroad seems to induce myopia. (beat) Anyone else feel like hitting the pool?” The Neapolitan Mastiff, Hollywood
“All of America’s youth are obese and in need of a cataclysmic intervention–be it portion control or death.” Shea Butter, Off the Grid
Exchanging Pleasantries 
