“Wow, everything in here’s so old!” Natural History Museum, Los Angeles
“I’ve always wanted to name my daughter Sophie, but I’m afraid of the sophist implications. You know what I mean?” Langer’s, Downtown L.A.
“It was supposed to be a perfectly respectable night of binge drinking. Then Phil showed up with Four Lokos.” Pac Sun, Woodland Hills
“You don’t want it? I’ll take that Free Weezy shirt. Shiiiiit, he’ll be back in two weeks!” PlaBoy Liquor, Hollywood
“I cannot wait to be impotent — I’m sick of being bullied by my pig-headed libido!” AK Bar, Silver Lake