“I’m making my child birthing playlist, and it’s really good so far.” YAS Fitness Center, Venice
“I shaved my moustache off for that girl, man! Now that she left me, I’ve got a clean lip and a hole in my heart.” Short Stop, Echo Park
“I can’t do anything before I read my horoscope. I won’t leave my condo.” APA Reception Desk, West Hollywood
“Anyone know what stop to get off for the county jail?” Pershing Square Metro Stop, Downtown L.A.
“One of my girlfriends had her baby shower on 9/11, just to put some positive energy out there on that day. I love, love, love that!” Lido Dry Cleaners, Hollywood
–The Neapolitan Mastiff