Juicy. Moist. Gamey. Rich.
This is an act of post-bender penance.
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- All that caffeine consumed and nothing to show for it but a heart palpitation 2 days ago
- How many times do I have to go to Home Depot before I can consider myself a person who works with their hands inste… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
- Came here to do two things: drink some beer and meticulously maintain my calendar. Well it looks like we’re all out of beer... 2 weeks ago
- I’m thinking about writing a book: My Life as a Moron. The trouble is that I’m too busy living it. wp.me/pPfcV-sv 1 month ago
- Sometimes I’ll pick up a watermelon, give it a shake then opt for the one next to it as if I have any idea what con… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
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“your body is a (Hindu) temple. Treat it as such. Mine is a compost heap.”