Juicy. Moist. Gamey. Rich.
This is an act of post-bender penance.
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- For 9 yrs the woman who cuts my hair has asked "usual?"& for 9yrs I've replied "ya the usual" w/out fail it's a different haircut every time 1 day ago
- Jesus Christ, I almost just watched a movie starring Tom Hanks. Close call. Cortisol levels are high. 1 day ago
- Went on twitter to reconfirm the pending apocalypse. Instead found out that I have a job again. twitter.com/indiewire/stat… 2 weeks ago
- Turns out if you want me to flee a room all you have to do is belt out, "what's love got to do w it" within 50 ft of me 3 weeks ago
- The single most powerful external factor in my life rn is parking meters 4 weeks ago
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